Dyalekt & Spoke-In-Wordz – Pepsi Ballad
Dyalekt & Spoke-In-Wordzpresent
Pepsi Ballad
The single has been attached with it's artwork.
Full Download (Includes Instrumental & Acapella)
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TYL@3:30a (#5): Tom Hanks’ Bro Is Also Woody
I was gonna go to sleep...then I got caught up on YouTube...and my, oh my, was it amazing, as always. So check this out, I've always said Tom Hanks is like the most normal celebrity on the planet, then Jon Stewart confirmed he felt the same a while back, and now, I'm further convinced: Tom Hanks is a cool ass white dude. I think if I had to vote for a celebrity to be president, I don't know if I'd pick Tom Hanks, but I'd highly consider him. I bet Tom Hanks could whoop Chuck Norris' ass.
Things You Learn at 3:30a (#5):
Tom Hanks' Bro Is Also Woody
And that's all I got to say about that...
Cholo Fest 3: Backyard Boxing
Good evening, just-got-off-of-workers. How's it feel to finally be online without your boss talkin' shit? Great, I know
So, after an EPIC Fourth of July Weekend (yes, I said EPIC, if you don't like it you can go fuck yourself), I finally got together the videos from Cholo Fest 3 (July 2nd), which was probably the dopest beginning to a weekend since Cholo Fest 2 last year.
The festivities included 7 kegs sitting on ice in a kiddy pool:
(only 4 shown, but there were 7...trust)
An Andrew W.K. coverband:
Fireworks:
But best of all....backyard boxing:
scarletSmoke.net presents:
Cholo Fest 3: Backyard Boxing
07-02-2011
Video source --- Cell phone
Location --- Backyard in Denver, CO
Host --- Joaquin Romero
Match 1
Joe Padilla vs Sam Abdulhafiz
Note --- Obviously cell phone's don't shoot the best video, but I applied image stabilizer's to make it easier on the eyes. Some of the video is choppy because the cell phone I was using kept getting phone calls, which also explains some of the missing pieces, but this is most of the fight. The latter fight videos for Cholo Fest 3 don't have the same problem.
Match 2
Luis Ortega vs Moises Plazola
Note --- The fight had excessive dead time so it's been cut down to the intro and the fighting scenes.
Match 3: Main Event
Thomas Garcia vs Dominic Atencio
Note --- This was the only fight that went the distance. 5 rounds, 2 minutes each. Catch a DenverFrank cameo at the end.
Cholo Fest on Facebook --- https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cholo-Fest/163916160341198
I got to Cholo Fest around 3:30p, and didn't leave til after Midnight...and it was crazy packed even after I left. Yea, I feel bad for anyone who missed it...suckers.
TYL@3:30a (#4): Never Ending Shampoo Makes Kids Cry
Good morning. Yes. Morning. Ever seen a kid cry because they got shampoo on their eyes? Probably. Ever almost cried because you got shampoo in your eyes? Guaranteed. Ever try to rinse shampoo out of your hair but the suds never decimate? ...
Things You Learn at 3:30a (#4):
Never Ending Shampoo Makes Kids Cry
EL-OH--muthafuckin'-EL.
That was absolutely brilliant.
TYL@3:30a (#3): Barack Got The Juice Now
Yeah, we know, Osama is dead, but was he dead already? Is he really dead? Did he really even exist? So many questions, I know, and all are worth asking.
Well, that is until you realize that Osama bin Laden was really strategically assassinated. That's right, planned by Barack Obama and executed by the US military and LAPD, in coordination with the new Fast & Furious: Fast Five screening. Wait, too much to handle? Let the man, Kain Carter himself, explain it to you:
Things You Learn at 3:30a (#3):
Barack Got The Juice Now
Don't believe everything they tell you because Osama ain't go out like no punk. Believe that.
*cuffs two AK47's*
B-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-AAAATTT!!
The Rock
Sometimes you find yourself bored, and at those times, you find yourself in places you didn't even know existed. Well, in my time at the places of nonexistence, I found these...and I'm still laughing. First February post. Happy February, damn it.
Enjoy.
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Ahhhh... *breathes in*
Whew. Now that's a Wednesday if I've ever had one.
I Just Had Sex
Anybody who believes this is tasteless humor doesn't deserve a brain, and the first person to say it is getting sent a virus.
Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
So this one's dedicated to them girls that let us flop around on top of them /
From near or far, whether short or tall, we wanna thank them all...for lettin' us fuck you!
Sometimes you have shit you need to accomplish during the day, but it is the moments like watching this video that make that day completely worth it.
Good day to you and yours. Go have sex.